Hello people of Earth and possibly Mars. It’s Adam again. My question was answered, probably just as weird as last time. My question was “How do you like to be surprised?” He answered with a greatly disappointing answer, “I decided I don’t like these questions, the bit is OLD. At all times I am a ninja; that...
Folks, today is a sad day. Let me set up the scenario for you. Every Wednesday, for two years, you ask your principal a question. He answers with an illogical response. No questions asked. He just does. But your reality is SMASHED with a metaphorical sledgehammer when you ask this question: “What is your...
This week I get to ask a random question to Mr. Dorko and get his random answer. My question was ‘What are your favorite thoughts?” His reaction is very confused and starts to leave the room. So then I decided to ask a simpler question, “What emotion are you filling now?” His reactions this time are Running down...
Adam and I decided to ask Mr. Dorko a question today. On our way downstairs, we almost broke our noses falling on the wet floor, and were merely destroyed by a refrigerator. That being said, I must introduce today’s question. Imagine you are at school. There’s a computer in front of you. Which is...
I’m Adam not Josiah so I asked him what are your thoughts on cupid? His answer was you’re not Josiah, I don’t want to talk to you, and I want my lawyer. Is this too random? Maybe it is but I did get my answer.
I begin this year’s newspaper with an article that will bewilder and delight children from ages 1 to 100. If you are 101 years old, you will find this article unfunny. So sorry. I will set up the scenario for today’s question. The difference between this lengthy set up and others is the fact...
Today, after a long hiatus of Mr. Dorko’s Randomness articles, I went to Mr. Dorko with Loukas and Jimmy. Once again, this article can only be written with a four-paragraph long introduction. And away we go… Let’s say you’ve just finished your lunch. It’s Saturday. Saturday is the day when you eat your favorite...
Once again I have had the honor of asking Mr. Dorko a random question. First, let me set the scenario for this question. It’s early in the morning. Your alarm goes off. You get up. You go to your kitchen where your mom has prepared oatmeal and toast. You ask for orange juice. There...
Today, once again, I asked Mr. Dorko a random question. Keeping with the theme of today in Catholic Schools’ Week, I wanted to ask him a question that could possibly decide the future of this nation, or at least keep you interested for the remainder of this article. I asked him what his favorite career...
After waiting months to ask Mr. Dorko a random question, I finally figured out what I should ask him, and that is- WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL?!? Not very random, I know, but it needs to be asked! His answer was: no comment. Then he ran off. Is our principal hiding something? The world...
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